Jackie Chan decides to rape the Karate Kid

I don't even know where to begin on this one. Apparently Will Smth is teaming up with the Chinese (those damn Commies) to do a remake starring his son, Jaden Smith and Jackie "I'm a whore" Chan. Here is quick run down of how the rape will go down.

• Daniel-San is now called Dre
• Mr Myiagi is now called Mr Ha
• Danie...I mean Dre is a skateboarding video game buff
• Chinese bullies at his school apparently hate skate boards and video games

So basically they are taking the premise and updating it an upbeat funky vibe that is sure to appeal to audiences everywhere. Or as I like to say brutally ass-raping it with no lube.

Below is a picture of Jaden and his bitches.