Moron Michael Bay's Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen (oooo scary) broke 700 million this week according to comingsoon.net.

Dropping two spots to third, Michael Bay's Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen earned another $24.2 million in its third weekend for a domestic total of $339.2 million. The sequel has passed the $319 million total of 2007's Transformers and is easily the No. 1 movie of the year domestically so far. Internationally, the Paramount/DreamWorks release has reached $364.5 million, just $24.5 million shy of the original's entire overseas gross. "Revenge of the Fallen" surpassed the $700 million mark and now stands at $703.7 million. The first Transformers earned $708.3 million worldwide.

You know what really sucks? Five dollars of that is mine. I ended up going to see it with a friend. I equate it to watching open heart surgery on the Discovery channel. You don't want to see it. You know you won't like it. But you still watch it so you can tell everyone how bad it was. That's how I would describe Transformers 2, which just broke 700 million. 700 million! Frikkin' moron Michael Bay! WTF!

In a related story I'm going to splurge today and eat at Chick-Fli-A. Ha! Who's the moron now!

I almost posted this under the title Megan Fox is school girl but even I'm not that much of a whore. Am I?

Anyway above is the poster for the upcoming Megan Fox movie Jennifer’s Body. Meh. I appreciate the effort they are putting into to this, and by effort I mean they are selling the movie based on the hotness of Megan Fox. Plus I am really digging the 80’s vibe of the poster and the movie itself.

Ah, the 80’s were such a decadent and lavish time for horror movies. Every movie had boobs, blood, and bad jokes. *sniff* they just don’t make ‘em like that anymore.

But back to my point this movie looks like it’s giving a wink and nod to cheese fest of the 80’s and that is scores cool points with me. I can’t wait to see it...6 months from now…on Showtime at 1 in the morning.

Thanks to bloodydisgusting

There isn't that much of a difference between this trailer and the red band trailer I posted a couple days ago. So why am I posting it you ask? Simple because I love you guys and I know you love Megan Fox.

Not buying that huh?

Ok fine it's a slow day and it was either this or I talk about documentry getting a title.

Jennifer's Body stars Megan Fox.

Do I really have to continue? Ok ok fine. The movie is about a hot chick that is actually a demon. Wow what a far fetched and imaginative idea, hot chicks are actually demons. What will they think up next? Maybe a story about race cars being fast? VVROOM!

Yahoo has the new and possible final trailer for the Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. I have to say wow it looks great and the plot is air tight. My hat is off to you Mr. Bay.

From what I could gather an 18 year old dufus wants to leave Megan Fox and his personal Transformer, which transforms into a bright yellow sports car mind you, so he can live with another man and attend school. But then a piece of Transformer rock that dufus was carrying drops to the floor which leads him to see the world in some sort of fucked up Matrix kind of way, and while that is happening meteors start raining down to Earth hitting an aircraft carrier. This really pisses Optimus Prime off so he meets up with dufus at his school…

I wish I was making this up. Just watch it if you don’t believe me.

Hey did you hear about the Johan Hex movie? It's based off of comic book from DC comics about a... Ok fine it stars Megan Fox as a prostitute in a corset. Now can I continue telling you what the story is about? No? What do you mean no? It has Megan Fox in a corset so you don't need to know anything else? Fine. Whatever but if you want to read more later (I'm guessing after a 5 minute trip to the bathroom) you can read more here. Oh and there are more pics of her in a corset after the jump.